Tardiness Speech July 19, 1995

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Travis Birkenstock (Breckin Meyer) enthusiastically gives an impromptu speech about having the most tardies in class in the comedy film, Clueless.

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MR. HALL: Travis Birkenstock, 38 tardies. By far the most tardies in the class, congratulation.

TRAVIS: This is so unexpected, I didn't even have a speech prepared. But I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver for taking a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonald's who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I might never be tardy.

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